That Awkward moment when the city is under attack and you can’t find your supersuit.
“HONEYY”
“What?”
“Where is my super suit?
“WHAT”
“WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER SUIT.”“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?”
“IT’S FOR THE GREATER GOOD.”
“I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET.”
“THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!”
“MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN.”
Sometimes, you wonder if you ever had a chance.: leighway: assuming jewsenberg is real life and he is not just...
- assuming jewsenberg is real life and he is not just manipulating our hearts with an expertly fabricated persona of awkwardness and neuroses
- assuming this
- i would like to do several things
- first i would like to have a long talk with his parents
- because oh my god what did…
